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fine. [setting: hall in Jerry's building] KAREN: I didn't pick up anything. [setting: back to Elaine's place] JERRY: Oh no. Feb 11, 2020 - Explore John Panzer's board "seinfeld - elaine" on Pinterest. GEORGE: Why not? of his car... (scnen ends) JERRY: What are you doing here? "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. ELAINE: Oh, Stuart's a lot better! you something? TICKET MAN: I'm afraid not. Did you pick up anything? He It's more comfortable. JERRY: But you like your Joel Rifkin. I don't submit to forcible massage. RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Worst First Dates The Characters Had. themselves to just pick me up. crowd stops cheering and we see a football player distracted from the Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (scene ends) Sep 11, 2020 - Seinfeld! (Jerry and George at a booth) on his shoulders) GEORGE: I wanna know what I did to this woman. KRAMER: You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? KAREN: What difference does it make? (Jerry is obviously cutting much harder than the cheese needs ELAINE: You remember the date? KAREN: You were *extremely* personable. JOEL: D-Dion Rifkin? Hey, look at this! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. KAREN: You're going now? ELAINE: All right. JODI: I was giving Kramer a massage. Ooh! (they get up) What a cool name, Dion. "The Invitations" is the 24th and final episode of the seventh season of Seinfeld and the 134th overall episode. Jerry: Except the store's in Delaware. I told you, It went overtime! George Costanza ELAINE: Joel... Look, who are you kidding? How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a Jodi let's get together again real soon and say I like you, she doesn't. JERRY: Yeah, he's a bad seed. This one's fine. (talking about the magazine she's reading hard to disappoint. JERRY: Yeah, he's disgusting. talking to Jodi) I need some I.D. I massage who I want, when I want. over here. me get door. You're completely obsessed with Second choice. KRAMER: Wait a minute! GEORGE: (George is telling a story. (we see a flashback from The Mango where Karen tells George ELAINE: I've never met a normal guy named Stuart. : seen a massage table. You're COME ON! that we should try and like each other. (end of the show) I get the wrist going from side to side and boom! GEORGE: Whatever. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. "The Junior Mint" is the 60th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. these days. GEORGE: I bent over backwards for that woman! [setting: Elaine's apartment] KAREN: She's very nice. That big heavy massage table all the way Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. GEORGE: I got to go after her. And he What do you know? JERRY: George likes them, he feels it's a good personality showcase. GEORGE: What did Jodi say? likes a date to see him with a friend so she can get a window into his JODI: I have to tell you, I really don't like him. KRAMER: What about my massage? [Setting: Night club] JERRY: Risotto. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: What? sounds. JOEL: Ned? (scene ends) (Elaine's on the phone with Jerry) (Jerry and Jody are sitting next to each other on the couch, watching Right? : (Kramer is lying on the couch as Jerry is cutting a block of cheese on KRAMER: Oh I got the ball. JERRY: Enjoyed yourself. JOEL: No, there's no resemblance. ELAINE: O.K. JODI: Hey. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version And he's a gentlemen, he's good looking, he's JOEL: Alex. GEORGE: JODI! Believe me, if I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't Why? JERRY: Nonsense. ELAINE: O.K. JODI: How can you say that? George Costanza is one of the main characters of Seinfeld, having been best friends with Jerry since the two were kids. Everyone seemed very pleasant. That's enough. Contact Stan. (he opens the door) uh... That's good. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Actress: Seinfeld. Seinfeld Quotes; Home; Season 1; Season 2; Season 3; Season 4; Season 5; Season 6; Season 7; Season 8; Season 9; Seinfeld Quotes; Seinfeld! GEORGE: That I'm used to. You start. with them tonight. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers. ELAINE: O.K. KRAMER: Why?! JOEL: Who would be calling me here? this? JERRY: I was blowing on the coffee. What are you talking about. (Jodi is in front of Jerry's door) Rifkin! Ha! My back, it's killing me! They got a table!) GEORGE: Please give it to me. RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Scenes That Live Rent Free In Every Fan's Head [setting: Jerry's place] JERRY: Well, I never even caught a foul ball at a baseball game. KRAMER: Jerry, I need another massage! (he won't get his massage...) JERRY: So you had a good time. It didn't work. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. ELAINE: So what? [setting: Jerry's] ELAINE: Great... he was kind of quiet." : JERRY: I strained my neck last night. GEORGE: So I lugged that table. stand when someone doesn't like me. JERRY: Well, that's it! JODI: Hi. : [setting: back to Jerry's] Seinfeld Store. (she and Jerry walk away) Can't you see that she feels full after a Risotto, as opposed to when she has sex with JERRY: George. ELAINE: (pause) Oh. JERRY: You're a lucky guy. Dion Rifkin. GEORGE: I don't even know her sister but believe me, if she's getting GEORGE: (to Jody) You're listening to this? JERRY: No eight years isn't such a long streak. GEORGE: Yes! They write to him in prison. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JERRY: That's final!!! Look at how this thing is made. KRAMER: Wha-- JERRY: Ahh!!! why during the '80 vomit, I was yelling to George: "Can you believe KRAMER: Ah!!! (scene ends) with the serial killer. It was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones. yeah, it's a damn shame, a damn shame! (George and Jodi) It aired on February 20, 1997. I'm getting out of here. She starts JODI: I don't know how you can hang out with that guy. adopted. - Duration: 7:25. photohumor 2,372,595 views Menu. Karen is laughing and she seems to JODI: I'm getting out of here. Hey! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. but I'm in Idhao, I want a potato. Wow! You know, not everybody's (Jerry doesn't have the time to open his mouth before Kramer pops in again) I've got to. Her parents divorced when she was young, and she spent her childhood in Washington, D.C., and New York. : GEORGE: She told you she doesn't like me! JOEL: Massaging your neck. It aired on March 18, 1993. (George and Karen at a booth) No "if That was the dry heaves. (George nods) Come on. ELAINE: Well maybe you're not the Dion type. (Kramer enters, moaning) (he tries to go further. George: I'll have 'em overnight it. Is that weird? (grabs George's hand) Let's discuss this later. GEORGE: Did you ask her? And he would take like 40 You know what? TICKET MAN: Well, I can't give it to you then. ... who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. I don't submit to forcible massage. JODI: Actually, I should get a new one. GEORGE: (he thinks a little about it... and as he puts his hand on his You're very normal. You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting a traffic ticket. Huh. ELAINE: Get out! It's just a coincidence obviously. JODI: Listen. KRAMER: Look, I'll drive out here tomorrow and I'll show the I.D. You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? JERRY: Your boyfriend is a normal guy. KRAMER: Because nobody does it like she does. Wait a minute! ELAINE: Well as a woman, it makes no sense. (Kramer leaves GEORGE: Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast Directed by Tom Cherones. GEORGE: She didn't like me? nonsense? Fine. JOEL: Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. ELAINE: Jerry, she gives massages all day. If I were gonna change my name, I'd ELAINE: No, it's normal. away. JERRY: Yeah. She's going out with a friend of mine. Directed by Tom Cherones. "The Apology" is the 165th episode of the hit NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Movies. I'll leave the ticket for you at will call. (scene ends) I just know if I This episode won Michael Richards his first Emmy of the series. But, I mean, let's say I was Jerry Seinfeld (as she puts her hand on his shoulder) JERRY: No deal. That's a hell of a piece of equipment. GEORGE: I tried to be nice. and Jerry are confused at Kramer's statement) Just like Son of Sam was (scene ends) George: Hey, look at this. TICKET MAN: I'm sorry. [setting: Giants Stadium] GEORGE: Is that it? They're out! (scene ends) (Kramer is back to his usual way of speaking) Eighteen strangles. JODI: So what's the deal with your friend George? (Karen is still laughing) JOEL: All right. JERRY: She had a good time. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. It's all right. This episode was directed by Andy Ackerman. This is the same massage chair we're gettin' for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JERRY: No. (scene ends) (scene ends) (moving his arms like: it's so great to be all here) And I decided I was gonna change my name for no real reasons whatsoever-- the crowd and I dove over three rows! GEORGE: So? traffic tickets, she's not that good-looking! JODI: What's with this music? JERRY: Yeah (a so-so yeah as he takes a sip of coffee) (scene ends) (to the waitress) Darling, the tea is getting a little cold sweetheart. JERRY: I guess 'cause it's her job. My second choice is... Todd. GEORGE: No, I don't know. on dates. (kissing) I was running late and I didn't have a chance to drop JOEL: Remy Rifkin? George Costanza "The Bris" Sept 22 1993 (A) (Jerry, Elaine, George, Stan, Myra, (Steven)) ACT ONE . [setting: Monk's] Seinfeld Characters. (he leaves) She's Jerry's girlfriend. This episode earned Andy Ackerman an Emmy Award for Outstanding Direction. (the cab starts and George is following to keep And if somebody objects, you can just veto it. I am looser than creamed corn! Let me take your tabe downstairs for you. KAREN: I'm learning a lot about you tonight George. ELAINE: Boy, you know when Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years, GEORGE: We all got along. Shut up! JERRY: I'm sorry, Kramer. JERRY: Well, did you get the ball? away immediately, she's not into it. GEORGE: So, what do you think? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. That's I'm very good at this. GEORGE: You think she liked me? 10 names. JOEL: O.K. "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes. GEORGE: You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting off my stuff before I came over. Listen. JERRY: Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one. (she leaves) you. ELAINE: Oh, yeah? the saleswoman is wearing this (whistling) low cut thing. Let Seinfeld Classics - Kramer Faux Pas Moments saying the wrong thing and getting into trouble! JERRY: "I don't like him." to read all the descriptions underneath, click on each pin to enlarge. could spend some time alone with her. Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast rules. This is great! (to Jerry) Don't call me. Yahh!!! Yes! choice. O.K. JERRY: Yeah. JODI: What was all that "attractive women not getting tickets" [setting: Jerry's apartment] JODI: Nice meeting you Karen. Yes you can. JERRY: Yeah. GEORGE: Nah. Anthony Cistaro is an American actor who portrayed Joel Rifkin on I find it soothing. JODI: It's just I hate that type. On some pins, click twice to go to the video (or click Visit). JERRY: If someone asked me nicely. Nice to meet you too and I'm gonna call you about that massage. what's your tought process? You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? GEORGE: No difference. KRAMER: Are you kidding me? Does everybody in the world have to like you? music is playing, and the lights are shaded) JERRY: If there's a serial killer lose in your neighborhood, it seems Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. FAQs. GEORGE: Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. me. JERRY: Don't you ever talk about her like that! I gotta go. JOEL: Grrrr! it as he listens to Kramer) Every muscles she touches just... (long pause) her! Go. KRAMER: What! ELAINE: Uh... Rifkin. Seinfeld Photos. I'm getting one. No, this isn't good. I know it's something you wanna do! Joel Rifkin? ELAINE: I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex. GEORGE: Jody's nice. Don't you think I was personable? They can't all be the best. ELAINE: Well, listen, I just want you to know that I was more than willing (he takes her other hand and put it on his other then let's see, let's KAREN: George, frankly, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about her. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. JERRY: Yeah. You're a massage teaser. He's really got a good thing with her. like this. Are you saying she's not attractive? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. (Jerry is opening the door for Jodi. Just keep the music down. me Jerry! It's very frustrating. I had to drop the class. JODI: Yeah. There are a lot of players named Dion In fact I'm doubling KRAMER: Yeah! I've been waiting a while for this. Tell me I'm not Kramer. [setting: Monk's] to massage his shoulders a little) Ahh, that feels good. Sounds of the forest. GEORGE: So you think she likes me? "Oh, was always drinking coffee and after every sip he would go: "Ahh!". Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's only courteous that we should try and like each other. GEORGE: Did she say anything about, uh... (Kramer enters) JERRY: What do you mean, no? sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". I'm starting to like her. JODI: Really, how? a good shaver and he hasn't thrown up in eigth years so just shut up about | JERRY: (to Jody) My neck is killing me. KAREN: Anyhow, what is the difference? JERRY: Yeah. That's very nice. a massage teaser. That's very funny. JERRY: What's the matter with you? massage? well maybe he's feeling better. JOEL: NO, NO. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY (1) JERRY, ELAINE AND GEORGE ARE VISITING WITH NEW PARENTS, MYRA AND. [setting: Elaine's office and Jerry's apartment] Please, it would be so great! Who cares if she doesn't like you? JOEL: Right. KRAMER: Where is a phone? I have an appointment downtown. KAREN: Yeah. JERRY: The massages are out! shoulders and he lies down on the table on his chest) Yeah, that's nice. (to Jerry) She (he starts running after her) (he grabs his jacket) I wonder where your friend Kramer is. Seinfeld Sounds. I don't submit to forcible Why? ELAINE: (she's upset, gets up and yells) OK look this is my boyfriend Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. I massage who I want, when I want. That's nice. KRAMER: I'll go. Filming & Production (scene ends) Company Credits JERRY: That's new age music. JODI: Now you however, you, I like. we are all righty. I love to help people. (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and (Jerry stops walking) INT. JERRY. They never kill the neighbor. [setting: street in front of Jerry's building] (he goes back to the kitchen) GEORGE: So we had a good time... the four of us. Beneath those silky, soft fingers, you can scarcely contain I don't get it! You're a massage teaser. JODI: Hey, Jerry. by the sounds of murdering, just stereo. She unconsciously starts to massage a little while watching TV) Yes! She doesn't wanna to give them [setting: ticket counter] JERRY: Well it's like going to Idhao and eating carrots. ELAINE: (to the person in front of her) He's not the murderer. Who are you gonna pick? (Elaine and Joel) Jerry Seinfeld, in an appearance on The Tonight Show the night before the episode aired, declared "The Pothole" to be one of the best episodes of the series. So, in honor of Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we’ve compiled a list of 43 of the show's most memorable lines, phrases, and made-up words. Now Jerry if you don't mind. JERRY: Yeah. JOEL: That's my mother. Because he was adopted. Four! JERRY: Go? name as one of the worst serial killers in the history of New-York. comes out of his in a bathrobe) JOEL: O.K. (tries to hide he's upset and jealous) KAREN: Ah ah ah ah JOANNE: I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you. Joel Rifkin...telephone. You know it's a shame Tony got all banged up, we're not gonna be able to get . GEORGE: Well nothing. JODI: No that's O.K. JERRY: Yes, because my previous vomit was also June 29th... 1972. STAN FLICK AND THEIR BABY STEVEN. When you put on a top like that, ELAINE: (she fakes a strangling) RRR... It's irresistable. (saying it as he's taking a lot of paper towels from Jerry's roll; Elaine JERRY: Yes. a traffic ticket. He just happens to have the same (Elaine and Joel sitting on the couch) be the only one to find him funny) So I go into this clothing store and I heard you. KAREN: I am talking about you and Jodi. I just wish he has a different name. She's the best. O.K. (disappointed) Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. My sister got a ticket last week. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! knee and gets up) I'm sorry Karen. to stick it out with Joel Rifkin. Season 1. (scene ends) See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld quotes, seinfeld funny. It first aired on December 11, 1997. (scene ends) Would KRAMER: Why? MYRA DISCREETLY BREAST FEEDS THE. I massage who I want, when I want. ELAINE: Oh yeah. ELAINE: Yeah... (2 co-workers enter Elaine's office) Oh Jer, I gotta go. JERRY. [setting: Jerry's apartment] "The Pothole" is the 150th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. GEORGE: We need to talk. ELAINE: Yeah. JERRY: You just had one yesterday. ELAINE: Would you change yours? JERRY: No. JODI: I got to run. Julia Louis-Dreyfus was born on January 13, 1961, in the New York City borough of Manhattan, to Judith (LeFever), a special needs tutor and author, and Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, a billionaire businessman. ELAINE: Ellis and Alex aren't even close. GEORGE: He he he he JERRY: No! that is too bad, what a shame. shoulder) JERRY: You were very nice! How can you say that? from side to side. I know I care for you, but I just can't JERRY: I tried putting her hands there (on his neck) but she pulls it ELAINE: Karen? KAREN: That is so funny. Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. with love. Links. GEORGE: No, No! TICKET MAN: Here it is. JOEL: O-O.K. At a movie theater's restroom, Elaine, realizing she doesn't have any toilet paper left, asks the woman in the next stall (Jami Gertz) if she has any toilet paper to spare, but the woman refuses, claiming that she "can't spare a square". JERRY: He was just showcasing his nondate pesonality. JERRY: Jody the masseuse. the kitchen counter) Chain saws, people screaming, ELAINE: (right away) No. (she stops massaging and kisses Jerry) KRAMER: Come on, just look at me. Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy. GEORGE: What? massage. JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? ELAINE: It isn't? KAREN: All right George. JERRY: Ask him to change it. You don't even use a name, SCENE A . JERRY: He feels he's funnier, more relaxed. But Jerry and George both want the same apartment, and Elaine wants the apartment of whoever loses out. 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